Arthur was Absolutely Positive by OhMhaiGosh, literature
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Arthur was Absolutely Positive
About three things I was absolutely positive:
First, Alfred F. Jones was an idiot.
Second, there was a part of him -- and I didn't know how dominant that part might be -- that thirsted for some water, as, according to him, my cooking was "poison".
And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably ashamed to say that it was I who had raised him.
